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liking, 2010-07-20 00:37:18 PDT
This weeks photos from Our forgotten war.
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/images/pdf/20100131_5bct2id_comca ...
BLuECaT, 2010-02-03 09:32:54 PST
The War in Afghanistan has truly begun. This will be a long, difficult fight that is set to eclipse anything we’ve seen in Iraq. There is relatively little interest in Afghanistan by comparison to previous interest in Iraq, and so reader interest is low. Afghanistan is serious, very deadly business. Like Iraq, however, it gets pushed around as a political brawling pit while the people fighting the war are mostly forgotten. The arguments at home seem more likely to revolve around a few words from the President than the ground realities of combat there. Please support our troops. They really need us now more than ever.
news from the front:
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/images/pdf/state_of_the_insurgenc ...
BLuECaT, 2010-02-01 10:51:23 PST
Awesome Afghanistan action photos! It is amazing how they can see in the dark and the sky is so beautiful!!
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/spitting-cobra/page-3.htm
BLuECaT, 2010-01-15 07:45:39 PST
WOW! Awesome pics Blue :)
rockcrawler304, 2010-01-15 14:37:49 PST
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BLuECaT, 2010-01-16 10:55:27 PST
This is for you Blue. It is a lazy cat! lol
Hope the link works
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w191/rockcrawler304/Lazy_cat_ra ...
rockcrawler304, 2009-11-03 20:06:28 PST and edited on 2009-11-03 20:07:26 PST
Thanks Rock...but ways he lazy? Is this your cat?
BLuECaT, 2009-11-03 20:14:11 PST
Not my cat. Just e-mailed to me. It is lazy cuz it should go kill that little rat! LOL It looks like "Hey rat, aw never mind. Go a head"
Actually looks like they are both pets. But still..... :)
I thought it looked funny and knew you had to see it.
rockcrawler304, 2009-11-03 20:20:07 PST and edited on 2009-11-03 20:21:47 PST
Is it suppose to be animated? LOL I just see a cute little red cat but no rat.
BLuECaT, 2009-11-03 20:31:23 PST
Ha! I found it that is CUTE! Thx Rock. :-)
http://digg.com/lbv.php?id=16912540&ord=1
BLuECaT, 2009-11-03 20:52:00 PST
Damn. The link works for me. Oh well. Glad you found it! I guess you were thinking WTF rock???? LOL
rockcrawler304, 2009-11-04 07:00:47 PST
LOL Yep I was... but you made me smile anyway. ;-)
BLuECaT, 2009-11-04 07:32:04 PST
*ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS*
*Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!*

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5'long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . *HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!
*
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace,obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
*IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!*
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip
weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!
P.S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
'If you think education is difficult, try being stupid.
BLuECaT, 2009-10-08 06:51:25 PDT
*crossers fingers for no more updates*
poloyank, 2009-10-02 13:55:34 PDT
Crosses fingers and toes for just one more update! :D
BLuECaT, 2009-10-02 14:06:48 PDT
*wishes the season ended with crossed err uhmm eyes*
poloyank, 2009-10-05 00:37:15 PDT

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